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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Dec 3, 2009 2:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Good air in, bad air out...

NC - Congrats if I hadn't already said so.

So when is nc* due?

I still distinctly remember when my daughter slid her fist along my wife's stomach somewhere in the 8th month. You could see her little fist and knuckles - gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.


* "Little NC"

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Dec 3, 2009 2:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Good air in, bad air out...

Thanks, April it is...

Monday I find out if whispering "grow a penis" into the womb while mother sleeps had the intended subliminal effect or created a confused girl. Either way, I have health insurance now so counseling will be covered. Do they make baby burqas?

Thanks again... it doesn't seem quite real yet but I can tell you that my world has changed for the better and I may have to stop suppressing emotions like spock now... captain not doctor.

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Poster: user unknown Date: Dec 3, 2009 3:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Good air in, bad air out...

Congrats on your impending fatherhood.

"Do they make baby burqas?"

You won't need that until she's about 12.

And remember you can alleviate some of your upcoming fatherly concern by informing any boy that comes to pick up your daughter that you are both capable and willing to send him back to his mother as a little girl.

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Dec 3, 2009 5:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Good air in, bad air out...

True that... I will be "that guy" who scared the shit out of me 20 years ago... circular man, circular...

Alluha Fetus